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Dark Zone

2024-09-15

This level is absolutely awful.

For those of you who don't know (which is probably everyone here,) the Dark Zone is a level in Brandish 1, later remade entirely in The Dark Revenant. It is the absolute bane of my existence. It consists of only two floors, so it shouldn't be too bad, right? WRONG. The first floor is full of undetectable pit traps, which normally would be fine. You just use the examine button, and avoid sketchy floors. Except that the entire area is full of magical projectile flinging jellyfish. Magic attacks deal a great deal more damage, as magical resistance is a stat that seldom has a chance to naturally build up, outside of deliberately and repeatedly getting hit by attack spells. The second floor is full of pit traps as well, except they're WORSE, since if you even fall into a single one, you end up back on the first floor again, fighting a ton of magic jellyfish.
I still haven't completed this area.
Don't get me wrong, I love this series (if my site was any indication,) but this level can go to hell.


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